Life Is a Darling Felicity.

The birds around here get more action than I do.

What did I learn today? The Publix in Harpeth Village offers outstanding customer service. Big ups to my man Bob from the bakery!

Fun fact: Apparently, I am the only 1 out of my 25+ cousins that isn’t married. Even Gidget w/the bad attitude + halitosis is hitched. FML.

Okay, seriously Super Thrift. Why does it smell like an old person fell asleep in an armchair with their mouth open?

Ever have that awkward moment of silent panic after letting the Q-Tip go in too far?

Love that SNL is on at 10:30 here. Probably one of the only perks of the Central Time Zone.

Coffee + dessert with Mama @ Marche. Meet the new love of my life: strawberry marscapone. http://twitpic.com/3x8gf

Also: I just pants-ed my mom.

My mom hid my spandex.

My mom just prank called me from the next room. And then hung up on me. And now, she’s laughing in my face. I LOVE THIS WOMAN! :)