June 2009
51 posts
i will marry andy samberg
Jun 1st
May 2009
50 posts
6D: Its really really real.
http://yfrog.com/03h9bj
May 30th
Hope I don't throw up during this 3D movie. That...
May 30th
New Philosophy:
“Dazzle ‘em with footwork.”
May 29th
A/S/L?
May 29th
Best combo:
BURGER, LARGE FRY, SUPERSIZED COKE
May 27th
I am a legit grill mistress.
May 27th
Graceland:
http://yfrog.com/11ifqj
May 26th
Pink Cadillacs and BBQ:
http://yfrog.com/5jc7tj
May 25th
Elvis Presley Blvd
May 25th
Beale St Blues:
http://yfrog.com/0uwqksj
May 25th
I just saw my first actual, real live pimp.
Welcome to Memphis
May 25th
Memphis bound! : )
seeeeee ya
May 24th
My night:
http://bit.ly/4jgjnx
May 24th
Another gold-star Saturday
May 24th
Still feel like I was gang-banged by 5 Guys.
May 23rd
New rule: 5 Guys is off limits for the summer. It feels like the Sharks and the Jets are settling the score in my stomach.
May 23rd
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND (from me and Ellen):
May 22nd
I like the bathroom at 3crow better than my bathroom at home. They have TVs; plus, the conversations I overhear are far more entertaining…
May 21st
There’s a 50/50 chance that last tweet happened while I was on the toilet.
May 21st
Kristen Wiig is officially my hero:
http://bit.ly/VoJuV
May 18th
"You make my heart beat double, I think that means...
May 17th
In my world, it's always 1959:
http://bit.ly/qkNA0
May 16th
Reality check, please?
May 15th
12 South's Neighborhood Kids
http://yfrog.com/0q568nj
May 15th
It's the middle of the day,
I’ve only had Wendy’s and I feel wasted
May 15th
Tracy Chapman is a woman???
May 14th
Let's be honest here: going to the mall as a...
Claire’s just doesn’t do it for me anymore
May 14th
The only thing gasier than Britten Newbill is the...
aka “The Gas Giant” : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_giant
May 13th
FYL: F Your Life
May 12th
Apparently I do have a type: d-bags.
Ay mi. I’m going to die alone.
May 12th
I looked up to see my best friends at their best:
http://twitpic.com/50czu
May 12th
Beam me up, Scottie!
Oh, wait. That’s just the escalator.
May 11th
2 parties later I realized that I have an elastic...
I mean, really? Poor circulation is a bitch.
May 10th
It's been a gold-star day
May 10th
If today was a person,
I would have kicked him in the face by now.
May 9th
Hookah + Bourbon are such a sweet couple.
Always so welcoming and understanding.
May 9th
"Omg I'm wearing an effing jumper"
May 9th
Hermitage Cafe should probably be renamed "Destiny...
I mean, honestly.
May 8th
Headed east...to the orient of Nashville?
Sure.
May 8th
spring heat wave
May 8th
heart of glass
http://bit.ly/sRRKk
May 7th
To those I kissed on the mouth last night:
you’re welcome.
May 6th
holy cinco de mayo!
May 6th
I’m really into wearing hot pink spandex in lieu of pants for the duration of spring and summer, but is the rest of the world cool w/that?
May 5th
Why does every car dealership have to have a full-sized popcorn machine on premises? It’s not the circus, I just want to get my car fixed.
May 5th
is obsessed with sofia coppola, i mean honestly: http://tinyurl.com/5e3la2
May 4th
i miss the days of scholastic book fairs. and book it! accelerated reading. mmm, free personal pan pizzas.
May 4th
Can we talk about a slice of strawberry mascarpone and a free blood orange bloody mary at Marche?Happy Yearaversary to me!
May 4th
My mom isn’t here anymore, and I’m hungry. Is this what it feels like to starve?
May 3rd