i will marry andy samberg
6D: Its really really real.
Hope I don't throw up during this 3D movie. That...
“Dazzle ‘em with footwork.”
BURGER, LARGE FRY, SUPERSIZED COKE
I am a legit grill mistress.
Pink Cadillacs and BBQ:
Elvis Presley Blvd
Beale St Blues:
I just saw my first actual, real live pimp.
Welcome to Memphis
Memphis bound! : )
Another gold-star Saturday
Still feel like I was gang-banged by 5 Guys.
New rule: 5 Guys is off limits for the summer. It feels like the Sharks and the Jets are settling the score in my stomach.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND (from me and Ellen):
I like the bathroom at 3crow better than my bathroom at home. They have TVs; plus, the conversations I overhear are far more entertaining…
There’s a 50/50 chance that last tweet happened while I was on the toilet.
Kristen Wiig is officially my hero:
"You make my heart beat double, I think that means...
In my world, it's always 1959:
Reality check, please?
12 South's Neighborhood Kids
It's the middle of the day,
I’ve only had Wendy’s and I feel wasted
Tracy Chapman is a woman???
Let's be honest here: going to the mall as a...
Claire’s just doesn’t do it for me anymore
The only thing gasier than Britten Newbill is the...
aka “The Gas Giant” : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_giant
FYL: F Your Life
Apparently I do have a type: d-bags.
Ay mi. I’m going to die alone.
I looked up to see my best friends at their best:
Beam me up, Scottie!
Oh, wait. That’s just the escalator.
2 parties later I realized that I have an elastic...
I mean, really? Poor circulation is a bitch.
It's been a gold-star day
If today was a person,
I would have kicked him in the face by now.
Hookah + Bourbon are such a sweet couple.
Always so welcoming and understanding.
"Omg I'm wearing an effing jumper"
Hermitage Cafe should probably be renamed "Destiny...
I mean, honestly.
Headed east...to the orient of Nashville?
spring heat wave
heart of glass
To those I kissed on the mouth last night:
holy cinco de mayo!
I’m really into wearing hot pink spandex in lieu of pants for the duration of spring and summer, but is the rest of the world cool w/that?
Why does every car dealership have to have a full-sized popcorn machine on premises? It’s not the circus, I just want to get my car fixed.
is obsessed with sofia coppola, i mean honestly: http://tinyurl.com/5e3la2
i miss the days of scholastic book fairs. and book it! accelerated reading. mmm, free personal pan pizzas.
Can we talk about a slice of strawberry mascarpone and a free blood orange bloody mary at Marche?Happy Yearaversary to me!
My mom isn’t here anymore, and I’m hungry. Is this what it feels like to starve?