August 2009
74 posts
Omg I have a limp
Surviving off of soy lattes and @twoellerachel's...
Laura's moving to Ohio! Let's celebrate : )
Country music kind of disgusts me
What day is it even?
I think I broke my pinky toe?
Having feet can be such a liability sometimes
July 2009
82 posts
Just revealed to the table that I was on Wild and...
Dinner with the Power Team
Britten's Got Talent and American Idol's very own...
"I really really really wanna zig-a-zig...
Dear Mat and @Annieareuokay: I want to be just...
Extreme twofers with the Boys Club
"You sound just like Barbara Streisand"
Thank the good Lord Facebook and youTube weren't...
Take a wild guess where I am this fine Sunday...
It’s fine, I’m okay with being predictable
Busy transforming into a Pegacorn for...
Rub my horn for good luck
The Kiddie Table:
Loves you 4evs, @ehldoubleu. Like, seriously. It’s creepy how much I luv u
Christmas in July!
@benmschofield, I think you and @grailivves should spend the whole day in your footie pajamas. Consider this a dare:
At Rumour's, busy pestering Patrick while he tries...
Hookah circle of trust
Jeremy Todd is my new big brother
I just won a cornbread eating contest. Against...
This has to be some sort of lowpoint
Just a little Snoop Dog to get the crowd rowdy
I love the South.
God bless meat-n-threes. And bottomless sweet tea. And cornbread. And the toothless man that keeps smiling at me
My day?
Oh, just some Ninja-nuity and a denim on denim on denim parade
Flatfoot Hustle
Hangin out with some dummies, drinkin hot totties...
Weirdo central
"Spiders are of the devil, just like clowns and...
My roomie just smuggled 3 boxes of contraband...
"Where the hell are we there are picnic tables"
Helping @brandonhilliard pack for his first...
Making sure he packs lots of socks:
After a day like today, I often wonder to myself:...
I mean, some people really really struggle with this
To do list for today: have a coronary embolism.
Check, and check
Smoke rings and B-b-bourbon cake with @grailivves...
I just want to play outside all day
Re-living 3rd grade with Judy Blume and NKOTB
God bless Skype
Least comfortable thing, ever:
Wedgie in a romper
Midnight pool parties are so so lame
Just got @kbk_ 'd.
Just caught @benmschofield being emo on the roof...
Everyone should feel a little bad for him. But not too bad, he’s pretty so
Ever wonder what goes through @audreyassad's head...
well, it’s this: http://bit.ly/10cjBe
And, by mischief-making, I mean getting other kids...
I miss being a neighborhood kid in the summertime,...
I was so good at mischief-making
Still recovering from all of the crazy Bastille...
I lied, I totally forgot about Bastille day
At 5spot lettin my soul jam a little
High point of the night:
@Brandonhilliard: “I never thought i would receive a text from you that simply said “butt rapes”
Keeping a running count of how many guys in East...
